I have a simple task for you.?

Question

okay here is the task.

design a poem consisting of at least four lines [or more]

1. it must be funny [or at least try]

2. you can choose something inappropriate or appropriate to write about because i don't really care.

3. it has to include the following characters [or at least one of them]

* a one legged hooker

* a g*y pirate

* a smelly drunk bus driver

* a grumpy abusive father.

and that's about it.

here's mine

shiver me timbers !

and buckle me swash !

old pink beard he muttered

then unloaded his cash [and treasure]

then rate others' poems by either giving them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. mine doesn't count,its just an example.

Answer 1

captain jack sparrow walked into a bar

he looked at the bar tender and asked for some s*x on the beach

ha... wow that was lame.......lol

went free verse on that one lol

Answer 2

One night when I was heading home, I met this prostitute.

She had nothing much on her except a skimpy suit.

So I asked her quite politely, "why do you sit there and beg?"

When she turned to face me, I saw that she had only one leg.

She said "I spent all my money on beer, and none left for cab."

"My boyfriend's not here right now with me, he's in rehab."

I left the w***e immediately, now please don't get me wrong.

Because I saw at her crotch there was a bulging dong.