I have a very thin resume with not much experience. Where do I sign up to become President of the U.S.?

Question

I have a very thin resume with not much experience. Where do I sign up to become President of the U.S.?

Answer 1

I'm not sure, you should just ask Obama what he did.

Answer 2

You have to remove your brain and balls first.

Answer 3

are you a minority?

Answer 4

The Open Society Institute.  There are branches worldwide.

Answer 5

talk to Howard Dean. He'll put you in the front of the line.

Answer 6

Republican Headquarters

Answer 7

The DNC.

Answer 8

Right this way, Mr. Lincoln.

Answer 9

DNC.com

Answer 10

Talk to Soros first.  If you have a real shady background, he'll probably sponsor you.

Answer 11

Al Gonzales is hiding in his basement...eating tamales.

Answer 12

be a community organizer, run for the senate, make a speech at the convention, then go on Oprah and run for the Presidency.

Answer 13

I'm betting you've forgotten what it was like to have tons of employers look down on you because of your resume.  

Answer 14

What qualifications are needed? Have you seen our current President?

National Guard deserter.