I have always wanted to work at McDonalds, and tomorrow is my big day!?

Question

but I have recently learned that I am a three-lobed moron with a severely disfigured cranial extension. Would I be better off beginning my employment at the grill, the register, or at the fry station. Or should I just call the manager and tell him about my problem and risk having the offer rescinded.

Answer 1

s***w mickey d's!! you have an awsome future waiting for you at Walmart!!!!!Dont forget to wear your brandy new drool bib to the interview!

Answer 2

ha ha.....eat me. its the blimp frank, its the blimp!

Answer 3

I worked there for 2 1/2 yrs and I find it easier at the grill/register/ table. DO NOT do drive thru  it's pure h**l and you won't like it, take it from someone who knows, but other than that make sure you get a decent shift (not 3rd that's the shift I worked) and you will be ok.

Answer 4

I think the manager will be able to figure out where to place you.  He'll base his decision on your talents and abilities.

And you probably WON'T start on the grill or the register.

See, they usually put three-loved morons on sweeping detail to start.  You won't move up to grill for at least a month!

Answer 5

lol aim low. dont get disapointed

Answer 6

Yeah, I agree with that other person. Wal-mart you can be a greeter!