I have an idea for revenge. Will you please evaluate my plan and it's probabilities for success?

Question

I have to get into thier house and get access to thier a/c system. In the ductwork, back to back, I want to put microwave trays full of ethyl alcohol. No taste. No odor. Invisible. Silent, and fat soluble. When they turn on the air, the fan will initiate a current that will cause the alcohol to evaporate. In the form of gas (vapor), the alcohol molecues will work thier way thru the grid and into the living space. All occupants will be exposed to light doses of alcohol every second that they are in the building. Eventually all will become addicted and live mired in a constant onslaught of de-tox; even the kids. They'll be miserable, eventually start to drink, and here's the best part: just sit back and watch the Police Column in the newspaper and rejoice at all the trouble they get in to - Public Intox, Drunk Driving, Domestic Abuse, Disorderly Conduct, Bad Checks....hahahahaha.

Answer 1

Why don't you try to accomplish some positive goal, like learn a language, some math, or work extra to save up for travel abroad rather than live like a noxious weed?

Answer 2

1.  It won't work

2.  You're not smart enough to avoid leaving evidence at the crime scene

3.  Even writing that was a crime - conspiracy to harm others.

Just my opinion.

Answer 3

It's not like heroin. You won't get addicted to alcohol by being exposed to it.

Unless they are latent alcoholics, your plan won't work.

Now go tell your mom that you're overdue for your medicine...

Answer 4

go see a psychiatrist

or change your attitude

Answer 5

ummmm com now lets rethink this

Answer 6

You've already commited a crime mate!