I have an interview to become a flight attendant and I am worried about farting when walking down the aisle?

Question

This is not a joke question.

I really want to be a flight attendant and I have a final face to face interview this week.

I f**t a lot.

Given the fact that my bottom will be at the passengers' face level for the duration of a flight, I find it difficult to believe that at some stage in my future flying career that I won't feel the urge to toot.

Unlike in most jobs, if you toot accidentally your **** won't be in someone's face!

I honestly can't believe that other flight attendants haven't been in this position?

What to do?

Answer 1

Take some gas-x before every flight.

Answer 2

"take beano before and there will beano gas"

Answer 3

Change your diet before you start working as a flight attendant. Something you are eating is wreaking havoc on your digestive system. Or........just hold it until you get to the end of the aisle!

Answer 4

if its impossible for you to hold it in i think you might need to go see a doctor. thats all that you would need to do was hold it in. or just point at the person in the next row and say...augh! what is wrong with you! other than that i really dont know what to tell you

Answer 5

Beano might help but the problem is the lower than sea level pressure aboard airliners causes a lot of people to expel intestinal gas during flights.  Something I was not aware of until I saw two flight attendants mention it (giggling the whole time) on a TV show about air travel.  Seems like it a fact of life.

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After a few years on the job you probably will want to f**t in few faces.  When you feel one coming walk faster for greater dispersal.

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Answer 6

Clamp them a**cheeks together and keep on smiling!