I have an invention to change the world!?

Question

get a pair of pants, stick them on your head andhave a new fashion accessory. You even get some hair holes for your hair. What do you think?

Answer 1

Brilliant!  You could market these headpants for twice their value as regular pants at Hollister!

Answer 2

Hello Vivienne. How are you?

Answer 3

Then you can stick some chop sticks up your nose and pretend that you're insane?

Answer 4

You could invent a self testing toilet seat...to see how things are down below!

Answer 5

Bejaysus! I think you've cracked it!