I have been offered a job as a wind up merchant, is there much call for wind up merchants in the UK?

Question

I have been offered a job as a wind up merchant, is there much call for wind up merchants in the UK?

Answer 1

Hi,

No there are far too many as it is!x

Answer 2

You have found the perfect forum for it.

Answer 3

Why? Are you looking for a big key in your slot?

Answer 4

Oh dear.

I suspect you have just been taken in by a wind up merchant.

You are far to a nice person for this to happen to.

Report him to the police immediately.

Answer 5

well there are so many wind up merchants about already, you will have to be a really good one to survive the jungle, the job does not pay much, but it sure is fun! the best ones get the wind-ups going without even the victim realising they are being wound up until it is total embarrassment time.... but hey....  the laugh you get out of it is worth more than any weekly or monthly paycheck!!!   accept the job.... and have fun... but without putting your victims in any danger lololol.... just total embarrassment. HAVE FUN!!

Answer 6

when can you start?