I have been painting the shed in my backyard recently and I saw the virgin mary in the paint bucket...?

Question

First it was the pizza from dominos, then this...

I think that God is really trying to tell me something.

But what do pizzas and paint have to do with the virgin mary?

I will have to ponder this one well indeed.

Answer 1

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Answer 2

I think you are breathing too much of the paint fumes.  

What kind of paint are you using anyway?  

Maybe you should switch to latex.  Less fumey.

Answer 3

Just exactly what did the mushrooms on the pizza look like?

And was it the inside of an unventilated shed you were painting with spraypaint?

Answer 4

Methinks you've been rolling a bit too much in the cat nip patch.

Answer 5

Try taking five minute breaks and wearing a painters mask.  

Answer 6

may be virgin mary wants you to work for dominos pizza  

Answer 7

LOL.

Answer 8

He's telling you that you need to go to your mom's house and paint that room that you've been promising to paint for the past year, and then fix her a nice italian dinner.

Answer 9

I saw the Virgin Mary while I was painting some sheep.

It was a very moving experience.

Apparently sheep can run rather fast when covered in spray paint.

Answer 10

The word lilith appears in the Revised Version of the Bible.I saw it there. H3917

לילית

lîylîyth

lee-leeth'

From H3915; a night spectre: - screech owl.                Isaiah 34:14

(ACV) And the wild beasts of the desert shall meet with the wolves. And the wild goat shall cry to his fellow. Yea, the screech owl shall settle there, and shall find her a place of rest.

(Bishops)  There shall straunge visures & monsterous beastes meete one another, and the wylde kepe company together: there shall the Lamia lye and haue her lodgyng.

(Darby)  And there shall the beasts of the desert meet with the jackals, and the wild goat shall cry to his fellow; the lilith also shall settle there, and find for herself a place of rest.

(Geneva)  There shall meete also Ziim and Iim, and the Satyre shall cry to his fellow, and the shricheowle shall rest there, and shall finde for her selfe a quiet dwelling.

(GNT-TR+)

(KJ2000)  The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the hyenas, and the wild goat shall cry to his fellow; the night creature also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.

(KJV+)  The wild beasts of the desertH6728 shall also meetH6298 withH854 the wild beasts of the island,H338 and the satyrH8163 shall cryH7121 toH5921 his fellow;H7453 the screech owlH3917 alsoH389 shall restH7280 there,H8033 and findH4672 for herself a place of rest.H4494

(KJV-1611)  The wilde beasts of the desert shall also meete with the wilde beasts of the Iland and the satyre shall cry to his felow, the shrichowle also shall rest there, & finde for her selfe a place of rest.

(KJVA)  The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.  

Answer 11

Maybe God thinks you are working to hard and wants you to order a pizza.    

Answer 12

I don't get what it has to do.