I have booked a table in a nice Restaurant for all my Friends....?

Question

Who would like to come --------- and why ???

Answer 1

I would, so I can stuff my face at your expense then walk out and say "he's paying" on my way out.. Just like the movies!!

Answer 2

As long as it's not a sushi, chinese, vegetarian or Mexican restaurant, count me in.

Answer 3

me plz. i need a good outing.

Answer 4

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

because I have been off work ill and need to get out

Answer 5

You can "include" me out, why /? because you are going to be the next prime Minister.

Answer 6

I'd love to.

Im a cheap date ; )

Answer 7

yes please i havent had a good kness up in ages i will go  halves its worth it just for a laugh and good company

Answer 8

we have arrived at the conclusion that you are a jew and as a result I have booked you a nice lttle train ride

Answer 9

no im havin a c**p instead

Answer 10

I would love to be included. We could discuss your philosophy of life and politics, since I seem to agree with most of what you have told us about yourself.

Answer 11

SORRY, not this time, trying to lose weight?

Answer 12

you want me, i can keep conversation going, am a real part of any party, not the life of, just where is chacha? people miss me when i'm not there.  so, where is the restaurant located?

Answer 13

I would like to come...thank you...to dance the lambada....to enjoy your company ...and to give you your present!

I can't tell you that! It wouldn't be a surprise then would it?

Answer 14

me!! i got no place to go....i got no friends..