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I have bought a new pet -but it doesn't do much, is this normal?

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its in the hall, I always wanted a pet, this one was delivered yesterday, just lies there all day and is boring.

its one of those car pets you read about but I haven't managed to lift it in my car yet, worried in case it got car sick.

any tips? top tip wins 10 points

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Oh I get it, it's a carpet.  Very funny.

Top tip?  Don't give up your day-job.

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Screamm, OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! SPIDER!!!

AND HE'LL FREAK OUT AND GO"WHERE!?WHERE!?"
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are you on crack?
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bahahhhaahhaahaahhahah

hilarious

took me ages to work out what your talking about, i was like silly woman hahahha

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DONT PANIC its normal for rocks to behave this way.

just throw some water on it daily to keep it from dehydrating (it IS possible...i think) and keep its litter box clean.

Rocks have many fears. Keep it away from flashlights, tabby cats, dustpans, watermelons, fish starting with the letter M (mullet, mackerel, etc), squid, and anything with more than three syllables.

Rocks enjoy bathing in chicken noodle soup and climbing up walls when nobodys looking. However, my rock climbed into my heart.

I'm a little worried about that.
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Treat it like a good woman and walk all over it!
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try feed it
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give him some time to adjust to the new atmosphere and i am sure it will do much as u have expected him to do
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is this a joke
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shampoo and hoover it and stop walking on it all the time
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put a stick of dynamite up its @rse
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Top tip: Take it for a car ride every day, and make sure you place it back neatly where it belongs after that.

Tip: In order for it not to be car sick, you must roll it up once in one direction and thrice in the other. Then gag it by tying it up with a pretty ribbon. In the car, harness it to the backseat so it doesn't get all fidgety. It will make an awesome companion, especially if you mind the road humps and drive carefully.

Once you reach home, brush it up nicely with your fluffomatic vacuum, so that remnants of puke from the carsickness are not spilled unto your lounge floor.

Interestingly, after every car ride, it will be as it you just brought it back. That is how you keep your car pets happy and new.
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You've stopped taking your medication, haven't you?
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