I have converted to feminism, how should I apologize for the dreaful things I have said about feminism?

Question

I have converted to feminism, how should I apologize for the dreaful things I have said about feminism?

Answer 1

* snickers....

Answer 2

you've been a feminist all along, my friend.  you didn't convert.  no apology needed.

Answer 3

Forget it. No apologies. We knew you had it in you to admit to that we are human. Thank you for recognizing that we as women have rights to exist. We totally forgive you. Just, can you wear speedos so we can check you out?

Answer 4

this is absolutely adequate dsds....

Answer 5

Play truth or dare.

Answer 6

loser.

Answer 7

well you can start by making me dinner!

Answer 8

No you haven't, you're just trolling again with yet another new account.

Answer 9

The best apology is educating and "converting" (I dislike the religious associations, because it implies it's illogical) others to the feminist cause.

Glad to see you've joined us in fighting the good fight! Keep learning, keep talking, keep letting others know that they shouldn't be ashamed of (or shame others for) recognizing feminism as a very decent, respectful school of thought.

Answer 10

All you have to do is to be yourself.

Answer 11

You probably have to do some whacked out ritual like burning the pictures of men that you wish you were in hopes that they die off or something so you can maneuver to take their place.  

Then, you need to convert at least two other people before you are considered a full member.

Answer 12

You always have been; your questions were a prelude to this.