I have decided to build a life size replica of the Tower of London in the manor grounds?

Question

As way of putting the fear of God into the servants, would a moat full of great white sharks be a nice optional extra?

Answer 1

Absolutely you Bounder!

Answer 2

A moat full of dead former employees might work better?

Answer 3

and a croc

Answer 4

Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

Answer 5

piranhas would be better old thing

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

Sir, have you no taste?  Your replica should be of a scale 2:1, meaning twice the size of the original.

Also, I am prepared to grant you permission to use my extensive research facilities (in the dungeon) to develop a genitically-modified shark that can chase people on land, and possibly fly, too.

Answer 8

No need of sharks old chap.  Just place Janet Street Porter at the port cullis entrance.  You'll have the servants screaming in no time.

Answer 9

Excellent Idea Rotter.........hopefully Bongo will remember to put the sharks back in the water when he is finished playing with them.

Answer 10

I think you should leave this forum for REAL questions that need REAL answers and quit abusing this forum!

Answer 11

Oh I do not think so. A bit over the top really and good servants are sooooo hard to get these days. Perhaps just a couple of rent a Cops in Beefeater uniforms with AK47's instead of Pikes would have the same effect and would be less obtrusive. Apart from which, the shark idea could be considered a bit 'New Money' which is not the impression one wants to give.

Answer 12

*ahem* Are you rich? Am I dumb? Are you Dumb? Sorry and all, but a MOAT with  SHARKS with a LIFESIZE REPLICA?

bye...

Answer 13

There are simpler and cheaper ways to terrify the lower social orders old chum. How about a sacrificial stone (pilfering that dusty old altar in the church will do for this), a wicker man or even the most terrifying of all, a 7 foot cross on top of a hill on Rotter manor?

If there's one thing to scare the working classes other than the relentless beatings and tortures they take for granted, its the threat of a religious maniac trying to save them.

Answer 14

Just release Mary Queen of Scots you cad!