I have developed form of superkarate that is indesrtuctible. only i know the secret?

Question

i would like to test my skills in the combat cage. where can i sign up? thank you.

Answer 1

1. walk outside

2. find tree

3. bend half over

4. run directly @ tree (full speed)

5. strike tree with your head

6. if you are not knocked out after that thengo to the local biker bar and test your skills you should do just fine

Answer 2

Search the internet for local amateur MMA competitions in your state--locate, enter, win, repeat.

Answer 3

You fool!  You aren't supposed to tell us "the secret" until after we have paid for years of lessons and countless pretty colored belts!

Answer 4

I would like to become your disciple.

Please tell me how I can learn from you.

(come on guys! can't you tell I'm kidding???)

Answer 5

If you have not tested your skills, how do you know that it is super and indestructable?

Answer 6

Go to your local bar and spit in some big burly guys beer.