I have done 6 poos today! Is this a world record?

Question

When a mean a poo, the definition is any brown substance emitting from the a**s, which after emmitance requires self cleaning of the area by paper, or requires more than 4 depressings of the toilet flusher.

Answer 1

Not if you're suffering from dysentery...

Answer 2

Talk about information overload. I could have lived without knowing this, but congratulations anyway and no I don't think its a world record

Answer 3

I'm not sure if thats a record..

maybe you should contact 'Norris McSquirter'!!

Answer 4

Thanks for sharing this with us!! had too much curry or baked beans!! Guiness book of records will need proof of this, keep trying again maybe you can do more than 6 times.

Answer 5

go on dress it up all you like..lol, its still prob not a world record.

Answer 6

Unfortunately not my friend dont go ringing the Guiness Book Of Records just yet.

I have on occasion in my heavier drinking student days often come across the well known drinkers condition after a weekend on the ale "Sunday Bum" a striking resembelence to a acute dose of Amoebic Dissentry where said partys often drop kittens of to be drowned between 15-20 times a day.

Sorry to burst your bubble

Baz

Answer 7

World record?!  Ha!  I had a condition called Ulcertaive Colitis (inflammation of the colon) and my record was 28!  You only have 22 to go to equal my record! Although I wouldn't advise it.

Answer 8

SOUNDS like you need to visit your local chemist for some Imodium

Answer 9

Hope you are proud!

Go and take a dump as many times as you want...and keep it to yourself!!

Answer 10

Unfortunitly there was no one from guinness watching you do your s***s ( i bet he wouldn't watch them if you were drinking guinness) so no world record

Answer 11

Its not just quantity that counts, you have to consider quality too.

Answer 12

No, but well done, you have had a useful a productive day, which is more than i have!

Answer 13

Who cares, and why would you brag about it? Your gross.

Answer 14

I don't think it's a record.

Answer 15

That's lovely to know. Congratulations!

Answer 16

is that right you was full of s***

Answer 17

Good grief!!!! - now that's just talking ****

Answer 18

All shite bags come form Edinburgh so its no suprise your full o shite Glasgow rools ya bass  .

Answer 19

very nice,, congratulations.

Answer 20

FIRST I WANT TO SAY EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! And to answer your question I think so.

Answer 21

You're disgusting ! I wouldn't have answered but I could do with the two points.

Answer 22

That is absolutely lovely! Thanks so so much for telling me. I was dying to know and you've just answered my thoughts. Thanks again.

Answer 23

You are just talking  c**p !!

Answer 24

been 6 times this morning but that is tennets lager and red wine a large ruby murray golden wonder crisps

thank god we have 4 lavies

Answer 25

lucky you my hubby has done 10 in a day and that wasnt normal he had the do runs runs you have bile go to ur doctor go get some tablets to settle your stomach and motions

Answer 26

Dookie David sounds like you had yourself a real S****y day!!

Answer 27

Haha I love your definition. It's a record compared to me. I've gone days without one single emission.

Answer 28

Thanks for sharing that information.

Answer 29

Well thanks i really wanted to know that. Congratulations!

U sure u didn't have the runs.

Ur very disgusting and no it's not a world record!