I have just been invited to a celebrity golf tournament...Rock stars will be there...WHAT DO I WEAR?

Question

People in attendance will range from local strippers promoting a new clothing line, to MAJOR rockstars and NFL Players ect...Please help!

Answer 1

be sure to take your high heels off before you get on the putting surface

Answer 2

Normal golf apparel.

Answer 3

Wear a loose halter top and allow your b***s to fall out every opportunity you get. Make sure you wear your shortest mini-skit and make sure to "forget" your panties. Take extra time squatting down to line up your putts when the rock start you're trying to score with is staning opposite the pin from you. Make sure he notices you stroking your putter. If you must be *really* obvious, take a garden hose with you, walk up to the rock star and ask if he'd like to see what you can do with that garden hose and a golf ball. :)

Answer 4

Depends on your goals.  If you are playing golf and want to win then wear normal golf attire that you will be comfortable in.  If you want to hook up with a celebrity or rock star then wear your sexiest mini skirt, halter top and highest heels.

Answer 5

Nothing and you will score well

Answer 6

I can tell you right now...it's golf.  Respect the tradition and wear golf clothes.  You can never go wrong with that advice.  Remember...most courses won't even let a player on with jeans etc.  You will come off looking like a real "golfer" wearing a collared shirt, and nice slacks etc.

Answer 7

Are you blonde by any chance?

Answer 8

Something sporty.  Its not a fashion show and these Rock Stars you seem to be impressed with already have women so don't think you're going to get married.

Answer 9

Well fitted golf attire.  Even if you don't play well, you will be noticed - and not mistaken for a stripper.

Answer 10

nothing