I have just been murdered, (stabbed to death) how can I tell this to my family and friends?

Question

Please give me a thoughtful explanation.

Thanks

Answer 1

easy. since your dead the police will make the notification.

Answer 2

You can send them a ghost mail.

Try Ghost-net.com

Answer 3

You just did.

Answer 4

You can't.

Answer 5

if you've been murdered, you would be dead by now.. if you murdered someone, you'd be in jail. =]

Answer 6

Dumb question but thanks for the points anyway

Answer 7

Well, apparently there's WiFi wherever you are.  So, I guess you can e-mail them.

Answer 8

what a stupid question.

Answer 9

I'd find Jennifer Love Hewitt and ask her to do that Ghost Whisperer thing. Even if it doesn't work, at least you get to check out Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yowza!

Answer 10

Come and see me and I can sort all legal things out with your family, also if you were mentioned in any will to inherit anything at all, I'll make sure that you get every cent of it.

I have had experience dealing with similar dissapearing cases.

Answer 11

stupid question

Answer 12

If you really had been, then you obviously couldn't tell your family and friends, now could you?

Answer 13

I would reccoment that the psychatrist explain it to them while giving them directions on how you are supposed to take your medication.

Answer 14

I say personally call each and everyone of them to break the bad news