I have no skills what so ever, and I want to make quick money, with little work...?

Question

can I be a priest, or a minister, something in that field, like fortune telling?

Answer 1

Yes, you'll make a fortune.

Answer 2

Oh my God dude, that is horrible. Go to friggin school. If you don't have a lot of money take out a loan and go to school for something that you will be paid enough for to pay it off. Learn a trade or something. That is a horrible thing to say about yourself, you should be ashamed. I'm an atheist but I must say, that is a rotten reason to want to be a priest or a minister.

Answer 3

Anything beats prostitution. I've been a male prostitute for 30 years now and haven't made a dime.

Answer 4

So either you get into p**n or drug dealing.

Answer 5

You should consider becoming a plumber. You're obviously good with manure.  

Answer 6

I think you should run for office. It sounds like you have just the right skillset for a public official.