I have p**p in my hair what would be the best way to remove it??

Question

i woke up with all this p**p in my hair i think someone took a dump on my head but yea anyways how should i get it out ... will just shampoo work and should i wear gloves?

Answer 1

How the h**l did poo in up end up in your hair?

Was tigger in there too?

Answer 2

That is a terrible practical joke

Answer 3

Any shampoo will do - use the entire bottle, just pour it all on top of your head. Definitely wear gloves - you don't want poo getting behind your nails. You might also want to wear some swimming goggles to avoid getting any in your eyes. Take one of those wide-tooth combs in the shower with you to brush the shampoo all the way through and do a really good job, lather it well, then stand under the water for about 10 minutes after and rinse it all out, then add some nice smelling conditioner. lol :-)

Answer 4

lots of shampoo

Answer 5

um unless you want someone else sh*t all over your hands I'd use gloves.  And shampoo.  Like a LOT of shampoo.  I mean what is it doing now, just chillin on the top of your head while you surf the internet?  

Answer 6

ewww! shave it off you'll smell forever haha

Answer 7

Ew.  I'd say the best way to remove it is just to wear some rubber gloves and try to comb it out, then when you've removed as much as you can, use a very strong shampoo.  Repeat two to three times.  

Good luck!  

Answer 8

Soak your hair in shampoo and water, then rinse.  Then wash it, rinse it and condition it.  You don't need gloves unless yo have open cuts or sores on your hands or face, but be sre to thoroughlt wash your hands when you are finished.

Answer 9

That's really odd. Put on some kind of gloves, start using wide comb or rat tail comb(because if you just wash your hair its just going to mix it in more) or you can just use your fingers witht he gloves on and comg it that way. Make sure you comb it over something other then the floor then rinse your hair with just water. Then put shampoo and conditioner in. After your all finish put in some kind of detangler and comb it again to make sure everything is all out.

I wouldn't really recommend using the whole bottle of shampoo because its going to make your hair more dry then usual

Answer 10

dude thats pretty gross umshower with tons of shampo and get revenge on how ever crapped in your hair good luck

Answer 11

so your sitting infront of your computer with p**p in your head?

why don't you just wash your head. use a whole bottle of shampoo and conditioner so the smell will be gone (hopefully)

Answer 12

Leave it in!!

Answer 13

Umm.. yes. Take a shower...?

Wow it is really weird that there's c**p on your head... I think you should look into it..

Answer 14

ware gloves and get the chunks out of your hair and then wash it a few times with shampoo then fined who did it and p**p on there head tonight

Answer 15

hmm is it smart to be sitting right in front of the computer with some c**p in your hair

most people would say EWW

but go wash it off with a bottle of shampoo and everything else and maybe it will not stink

I think you should figure out why this c**p is on your head

didn't you like puke or something XD

Answer 16

that must've been one h**l of a party

Answer 17

umm y the **** did someone c**p on ur head!?!?!!?!?!?!?

Answer 18

u have some good advice below, but one thing i must say is, DONT SHOWER, wash that ^%&$ out first, outside if u can, with a hose. yeeesh! u dont wanna shower and get it all over ur body. If not, do it over the bath, but make sure like some1 said, wear goggles and def wear gloves and used a wide toothed comb.

Answer 19

First you must remove your head from your ***.

Then take a shower............

Answer 20

Thats super wierd and gross!!! go take bathS and showerS and get lots of shampoo!! Are you asking this with sh**in your head?? Your first instinct sshould've been to wash the sh** out instead of asking this