I have purchased a fighter plane. Where should I put it?

Question

Recently, a chum of mine sold me his Avro Vulcan MkII for £5000.

The plane was delivered this morning, and I am currently keeping it by the gates where various staff are cleaning it. It has a wingspan of 99 feet so it's somewhat cumbersome to move about.

I was thinking of tearing down the servants' bunglalow and installing it there, where it is visible from a distance. The servants I would simply stick in the scullery or something, when they have their two hours a day sleep time.

Where would you place a delta-winged subsonic bomber aircraft?

Answer 1

It is said that a delta-winged subsonic bomber should be placed where the sun doesnt shine.

Answer 2

Somehow I get the idea that this is an April's Fools joke or you are a British snob.  If in effect, you have made such a purchase why not donate it to an air museum so that many people besides yourself can view the aircraft or gut it of all weight and have it installed on top of your castle.

Answer 3

I am certain your servants might be able to suggest a place where you can put it.

Answer 4

The Vulcan is a delta-winged bomber, you dorkus malorkus.

Answer 5

prior to answering this question, I would like a list of your medications as an experiment to see if I can duplicate your hallucinations.

Answer 6

You mean to tell me that you have not invested in your own airfield for this endeavor? I have several vintage MIGs on my own island.

Answer 7

Rip down the estate village to make room for a 6,000 foot runway, air traffic control tower, hangar and customs and immigration shed.  

Then you can open yourself up as an international airport and make money from the purchase!

Answer 8

I keep all my fighter planes, exotic cars and huge houses in my back pocket.

Answer 9

Blimey.  What a bloody wanker you are.  Nancy boy!

Answer 10

Build a aircraft hanger

Answer 11

good show old chap, my man Bagthorpe (87) is a bit miffed I've used his room in the old cottage to store the old B52 we dug up in the garden, he keeps droving on about how he cant sleep at night due to the ticking noise coming from the ten large metal 500lb paper weights that were found with i ? i think the old duffer is loosing the plot myself

Answer 12

I'd suggest where you can put it, but then Yahoo would just block my answer anyway, so...

Answer 13

What you should do is have it fly - permanently (with mid-air refuelling) directly above the dwellings of the the new runway protesters near Heathrow Airport, at an altitude of 200 feet.

I'm sure they will enjoy the Olympus engines.

Answer 14

Let's say that one of the 'Top Contributors' on this forum answered it perfectly.

My answer contained the phrase about where the sun doesn't shine...  Hmmm...  let me think...

Great Answer JetDoc!!

Answer 15

I agree rip down their bungalow now as the scullery will suit them fine.  And when looking out your window what would you rather see servants going to their bungalow or your lovely shiny new fighter plane xx

Answer 16

I suggest you keep it somewhere where regular public can access it without diisturbing your house/privacy. You will need security agencies to work there also but. Great pick !!!

regards

Answer 17

Why dont you use it to start a war with the United States?  We deserve it...

Answer 18

Not that big of a joke..

See below.. and that was in 2004

Answer 19

Park her on a stick. Make it a static display. This way the servants can enjoy her in her full glory.

To promote the enjoyment by the servants you should knock the servant quarters bulkheads to the ground and provide them tents so that they may sleep closer to her.

Q: why not get her some friends, and park them on sticks as well so the servants could boost their enjoyment even further!! There will be more usable real-estate to park planes on sticks if you knock the servant quarters to the ground, so first things first. Get the bulldozer...

if your not familiar with the term airplane on a stick click on the link. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

Answer 20

Ask John Travolta.  He parks his giant passenger jet in his driveway in Florida.

Answer 21

Sounds like a trick question - last I heard the Avro Vulcan MkII was a bomber, not a fighter.  Cheerio

Answer 22

By jove - that's a dashed bargain !! I think it would be worthwhile tearing down the servants bungalow to make room for a runway - Then you could tootle off and bomb the local post office, thereby rendering the local pensioners penniless. After all, they can only be a drain on the local economy, which I am sure you must run? Have loads of fun - Wizard prang!!

Answer 23

Only 5000 quid, not even guineas?

You toffs have all the luck!