I have recently inherited a Zoo?

Question

I have recently inherited a Zoo and a small resturant in East Cheame. The Bistro is a jolly spot frequented by the failed middle class. However the Zoo smells of animals and is somwhat of an embarassment. Now I have come up with a way of temporarily combining the two enterprises. My wife was initially horrified but my good chum Rotter thinks we can make a go of it while stocks last. I was wondering if any of you good people would have suggestions for the menu.

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Answer 1

well thats not good i mean who inherites a zoo you serious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... thats funny im sorry lol but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Answer 2

Release all the rhinos at once. That is the only wise advice.

Answer 3

Wild GAME!  Maybe even Buffalo.

Answer 4

Perhaps some nice, warm cowpie?

Answer 5

You and your Rotter!

I recon the failed middle class would feed the zoo for a while.

However, you could use some of them as exhibits.  giggle

Answer 6

Sir Marmalade was on my contacts list.  You are not.  Kindly explain.

Answer 7

Well my good man, ring tailed lemurs are good to look at as they have bulgy eyes, so it looks like you are squeezing them.

Dirty pool that you can't shoot them anymore, but some tigers will have to be there. But just to be a good egg, get pheasants and give them to the village after a rumptious day of hacking.(Don't forget you hip flask)

Charge people a fortune to get in, then when all the money goes, declare bankruptsy and get a loan from german nanny.

Chin chin.

Answer 8

Shooting holidays sir.

Big game, don't you know.

My good lady wife would pay a pretty penny to take high tea while watching me bag some big game.

Pip pip

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Answer 9

zebra stew with rhino pancake