I have strange creatures in my house!!!!!?

Question

what should i do. sometimes shadows hop around and freak me out. sometimes i see little creatues run across my hall. and sometimes i hear weird noises at night. no funny answers !

Answer 1

Gremlins.

If things go missing also, only to reappear later, its Gremlins.

Never found a way to rid of them though.

Good Luck.

Answer 2

call in an exorcist

Answer 3

CALL TERMINEX....

Answer 4

I think you should seriously seek help.  You are crazy, or really.. REALLY young.  Tell you parents and see what they say, they will probably call you crazy and send you to a psychiatrist which is something you definitely need!

Answer 5

keep praying and if you have some holy oil put a drop on every places of your house

surly it will work but do it  

Answer 6

Buy some mouse traps and bait them with chocolate.  Lay them in the areas where you've seen the creatures running about - put them alongside the walls, which is where rats and mice tend to scurry.  See if you catch anything (and remember where you put these things so you don't step on one!)

Alternatively, get a cheap CCTV system, set it up to film your hall, and leave it running.  If you catch your creature on camera, at least you can see what you're dealing with.

I wouldn't recommend a machine gun (or any other firearms) inside the house.  They make a real mess of the decor and there are far too many things to get spalling or a ricochet off.  That's assuming you don't shoot a family member or pet by mistake.

When you find out what's running round your house, post another question on here...

Answer 7

I think it's time to de-gnome your garden.

Answer 8

They could be little bugs and the noises at night could be crickets?

Answer 9

Each night, lay out a tidy row of different choice delicacies...a nut, a dead bug, a small piece of meat, honey, etc...

In the morning, see which treat is missing and there you have a definite clue to the physiological make up of your pest.

I do this "mouse-test" when I hear scurryings and it always proves conclusive!

Answer 10

This is totally normal.  I have these things every day, and it took a lot of work to get them here.  Heh heh, you must be lucky.  I recommend you read Good Faeries, Bad Faeries by Brian Froud.  It has all manner of creatures in it.  It's great.  Anyway, these are nothing to fear.  And DON'T attempt to harm them.  It won't damage them, but it will anger them.

Answer 11

Parents are SUCH the lurkers, aren't they!

Next time at dinner, tell them to stop scurrying around the dark hallways.

Answer 12

move.

Answer 13

first you need to buy a shot gun with ALOT of ammunition, a comfortable chair, and a large bottle of cafiene pills.

now your going to need to stay awake for the next 3 weeks so make sure you have no plans and you should maybe stock up on onceaday vitamins and go buy more caffien pills, that 1 big bottle probably wont be enough.

sit in your chair stroking the shot gun ( loaded safety off ) these "creatures" will stay hidden for the first few days,but thats no excuse for you to sleep. by day 3 you should start seeing them again. shot at anything that moves. day 8 you can get off your chair and start patrolling the house. remember shoot first ask questions later. by day 16 they may be hiding in the neighbors house so do them a favour and clense their house too. by day 19 there should be nowher for them to hide except for your water system. destroy the hot water tank and all sinks, toilets, and faucets.

day 21.... sleep. you did a good job. your family will be proud.

oh yah... the creatures might also disguise themselves as your family so you should probably shoot them too.