I have the power I have the decision?

Question

There is a spider in my house. More specifically in my bedroom. It is the place where I sleep. The place where I embrace my lover. The place I will create my children. Today, I have found an intruder in such sacred and very personal grounds. A spider. Black like the shadows it apparently has risen from. God has given me the power to smith this creature. He has blessed me with tissues. But like every great power I have a decision. I am at a forked road. Should I end the life of the spider or spare and hope it does not return to such forbidden places?

Answer 1

Oh, for God's sake.

If you live in California, look the spider over before you decide.  If it is shiny black with a round body it is probably a black widow.  Take a broom and send him into next week.  If he is brown or beige, with an elongated body, spare him.

If you do scoop up this harmless little creature, do not squash him, take him outside so he can do what he is supposed to do, which is catch flies.

If you lived in the country like I do,  you would take this in your stride.

Answer 2

lol

y do i feel this is a metaphor