I have this black guy sleeping on my couch. im dead serious. how do i get him to leave?

Question

please help., im dead serious

Answer 1

Just tell him that something went wrong your grandma is sick and um she has a sickness that is very bad and you can catch it! But um give it a try lol

Answer 2

your retarded. Thats a legitimate answer too.

Answer 3

Throw a watermelon out the window. The rest is his choice. Leave and save the watermelon...or stay on the couch.

Dun, dun, DUN!

Answer 4

Tie one side of a rope around his neck, the other to a tree outside and yell " Free watermelon". Problems solved.

Answer 5

If you don't know him, call the police and get out of the house until they come.  

Answer 6

call the cops on him!

LUV YA

JANE <3

Answer 7

Don't forget the grape soda when you order the chicken

Answer 8

Tell him if hes going to crash at your place he has to pay rent no pay no stay or just tell him to leave.  Good luck!

Answer 9

I feel dumber just for reading this ignorant c**p. Do me a favor, don't have any children...ok

Answer 10

Only a troll would ask this question and here in football at that. You figure it out its your couch. Better yet wake him up be a good host and give him your bed..

Answer 11

Put on a white robe and hoodie and tell him there is a white chick with poppeyes chicken down the street

Answer 12

Force it to watch the Confederate States of America.

Answer 13

plant some cotton in your back yard. he will sense the cotton and go straight to picking it. than lock him out.

Answer 14

Call the cops and tell him. If he is really black he will be gone before you even pronounce the "s" in "cops". This is coming from a black dude........

Answer 15

Say, "Hi Dad" Wow, that was rasist. Sorry people i offended

Answer 16

yell jailbreak and watch him bolt to the door.

tell him someone wants to buy some mary jane outside.

Answer 17

you should take your computer outside and smash it, cancel your isp, and walk around with a sandwich board that reads "Kick my ***."

Answer 18

Tell Him that he needs to leave...And the First and Second answers that's just rude

Answer 19

Call 911

Answer 20

Mr Bob Saget,

Tell him this is the 'Full house' set and that 'family matters' is on another set.  

Answer 21

Give him back his Foodstamps

Answer 22

put on the movie american history x

Answer 23

is he your friend or some homeless guy off the street?

Anyway, tell him somebody is trying to shoot up the place.

he will either

a) go outside and try to shoot him himself.

b) run away

either way... he's gonna have to get out.

well in case its a serious question... start charging rent.

Answer 24

Tell him your feelings have changed, and you no longer want to be boyfriend boyfriend.

Answer 25

throw a basketball out the window. that or some pickled pigs feet.

Answer 26

Wake him up and tell him it's time to go.