I have this white guy sleeping on my couch, I'm dead serious! How do I get him to leave?

Question

I have this white guy sleeping on my couch, I'm dead serious! How do I get him to leave?

Answer 1

Scare him! Threaten to call the cops.

Answer 2

Just put some rap music, the dude would leave you alone.Make sure you don't play some serial killer shite cause the next thing would be cops at your door.Anything by the Wu is good,please don't play 50cent cos you might have to leave with him as well.

LOL

Answer 3

now since  you have asked this question in cricket section, i would suggest you to hit him by a cricket bat and ask him to leave :-)

Answer 4

Wake him up and ask him to leave. It doesn't matter whether is white, black, brown or brindle.  It's your couch you have the right!

Answer 5

Hit him with your cricket bat.Sigh! It looks like someone has left the cage door open again.

Answer 6

bowl him to his crotch ..ouchhh!!! how abt tat

Answer 7

Tell him to do whatever he wants to do in your house (including the cumming business n all ..lmao).

He will leave your house satisfied.

Answer 8

just throw a bucket of cold water from the top, but only water, don't throw the bucket with it, lol !

god bless!

best wishes!

Answer 9

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just throw a bucket of cold water from the top, but only water, don't throw the bucket with it, lol !

god bless!

best wishes!

Answer 10

By boring him to tears with a game of baseball.

Answer 11

pour water  

Answer 12

can you bowl faster than Brett Lee?