I have to spk for 10-15 min on humourous topic. i am a women and this is for a ladies meet pl suggest & help?

Question

something which can draw intrest when i am speaking. it should be witty and easy to understand . it should be in english. pl help it is very - very important for me thanks

Answer 1

I would like to say that It is your first day n first Q. also. i donot know more but what do you think? By this we can get better suggestion or not. It is a historical day for not only you but also to India. I do not know from where you are but it;s my duity that

Jai HIND.        I am soory, if i hearted you. (but inform me if you get better ans.)

Have a nice day!