I haven't crapped in two days?

Question

how do i c**p again!! this question sounds funny...

I don't know why i haven't c**p in two days. Someone give me some tips on how to c**p again.

Answer 1

What always works for me is:

1. Go for a long walk.

2. Get a large (48-64oz) bottle of unsweetened apple juice and drink the whole thing down within an hour - nothing else, just the juice.

3. Eat a very large (Cool Whip sized) bowl of Raisin Bran (any brand).  

4. Drink the largest cup of coffee you can stand (Dunkin' Donuts gets me going (American "runs" on Dunkin' Donuts!!))

Pick one and if that doesn't work, pick another one and so on.

Good luck!  

Answer 2

eeewww!!!!

Stop drinking soda. Drink more water!  

Answer 3

you need a whole lot of fiber

so eat lots of fruit and drink lots of water

Answer 4

Too much information.

Go eat some lettuce.

Answer 5

that's okay. It'll come in a few days or so.

Answer 6

IT'S OK I HAVEN'T TOOK A SH IT IN ALMOST 2 WEEKS.

JUST LET IT BUILD UP AND LET IT GO ALL AT ONCE.

Answer 7

Water, Beans, Indian Food (India, curry and such) and lots of meat. If that does not help, then see the doctor.

Answer 8

take some mineraal oil it loosens things up and go to the er asap 2 days is to0 long.

Answer 9

when it comes to juices, "p is for p**p"---prune, pear, pineapple.  Pear works best (kiddo's pediatrician recommended it) and is the best tasting---couple glasses tonight, then hello air freshener in the morning

Answer 10

You will either c**p soon or you will explode.  I don't want to be around when it happens.  Get some laxative.

Answer 11

i suggest eating.