I havent had s*x in almost two years. I'm going crazy over here!!!

Question

I'm sick of my hand if ya know what I mean. I wont get a hooker. What do I do?

Answer 1

go find urself s hooker and get laid buddy

good luck ;)

Answer 2

Wow, nether have I. Oh ya, I'm a minor, and a virgin. Sorry dude.

Answer 3

This is exactly why animals were invented.

Sorry, but seriously. Go out to clubs and places and see if you meet people.

Answer 4

Ask some one out!

Post and/or answer an ad on craigs list.

Join a dating web site.

Ask friends to introduce you to other lonely people they may know.

Attend more partys.

Join an activity group.

Go to the bar.

Basically, just get out there and meet more people!

Answer 5

talk to ur fds n get some help!

Answer 6

Wait until you get married and you will get it at least once a year or ask your school teacher if she's hot

Answer 7

Go out with your best mates... u'll end up pulling a girl.

or at least getting a number of someone u can call during the week.

go to a gym, galleries, anywhere where u can interact with women.

do not act desperate of course.

get some dating advice, get books (david deangelo, neil strauss...)

Answer 8

Try the other hand.

Answer 9

ask yourself why. why haven't you met the right girl. change your personality, your looks, your clothes, your interests.

girls are not just there for s*x, you know.

♣

Answer 10

OMG! well you are right not to get a hooker. go out to the pub with your mates and i bet some girl will start eyeing you up =D

Answer 11

Get a girl friend, a horny one, one that you can talk about s*x in front of. and **** her. **** her hard and good make her like it too.