I heard sprinling pubes on your toast in the morning will help your eyesight. Is this true?

Question

I've worn glasses for four years now, and I recently heard a rumor that sprinkling pubes on your toast will increase the retina's strength and range. I'm not sure if this is true or just a scam. Please help!

Answer 1

don't do it. somebody's jerkin your chain. it's just hair and i don't think eating hair will do anything for you.

Answer 2

Seriously, you can't be that dumb, can you? Of course it's not true.

Answer 3

what is a pube? and that would be cool if it could increase ur eyesight i wear glasses 2.

Answer 4

thats the cutest thing ive ever heard...u can try eating pubes on toast but im pretty sure it wont do anything good to u