I heard that the County of Kent is going to do battle with Lancashire., what to do ?

Question

Hi Folks,

The disagreement may well take place here in Bedfordshire.

Should I start boarding up the windows in preparation for the Fruit-Growers vs the Hot-Pots ?

All humouras notions about daft needless wars thankfully recieved.

Bob

Answer 1

The Hop-pickers should form an alliance with Clark County in Nevada.  They would then have a Clark-Kent Alliance, which would have superpower backing.

Answer 2

which boat did you just come off then?

Answer 3

No problem! Get your cricket bat out and wallop them! We Tykes know how to do it and we won the war of the Roses!

Answer 4

What are you talking about?

Answer 5

what!!!! Lancashire has been invading Kent for years, someones gotta do the work

Answer 6

I haven't heard about it. Raspberry and tripe come to mind.

Answer 7

Take a trip to Amsterdam for a couple of weeks.  I'm sure all will be better upon your return.  Who knows?  You may decide to move there.  

Answer 8

go into hiding and pray that they dont find you.

Answer 9

Well, do you have to bring aggro into the game of Cricket... what will you argue over next. Its a game so why dont you act like people instead of hooligans. Do not take after the football lot who do nothing but cause the aggro. They are like a bunch of children, fighting at School.  

Answer 10

Aye lad!

We's cummin down to teach u suthern puffs 'ow to be real men!

We may even take over yor county an rename it Southern Lancashire.

Probably jus change all yor "E"s to "U"s.... All you cabbies can then say to yor fares.."Yiss mayte, I is from the Garden of England - da luverly-juberly k**t! Known to many as Sav-ern Lank-a-shire - Gord blimey guv'ner!!"

Sound ok to you???

good!

The date'll be FA Cup final day - cos we all know the best footy teams are from OOOp North (Glasgow and celtic excluded)