I heard that the New Zealand Health Association is planning to close down the B&B?

Question

What will you be contributing to the "Save the Midgets" fund in order to keep this honorable establishment open?

Answer 1

Wrong-i just donated a few of the Midgets to Hillary Clinton's campaign fund and in return she worked some strings and was able to get me the funding I needed for the B&B.  If she becomes president we'll have a great partnership with the US and have many new ideas in store.

I started cloning.  My first midget clone (Daisy) is fully ready to start pole dancing....ummm where can I get a prosthetic leg for a  midget in New Zealand?

Answer 2

what the h**l are u kidding me. please say your kidding, them poor Migets.

Answer 3

Lots and lots of Happy Meals. ; )

Answer 4

if the deal on the finances isn't closed by monday, it will close

Answer 5

PLEASE!...It will never happen. Marla has found a way to harvest the yeast from the midgets, and with 32,970 midgets and an average of 3 yeast infections per year that's New Zealands largest cash crop. If the NZ feds shut her down it will be certain economic disaster for the whole country. Not to mention the back lash from the plummeting KY jelly sales.

Answer 6

Well we don't need another David Koresh, Waco situation, but I will not go quietly.  Are you sure those health inspectors are dead and not just shagged out from all the midgets and opium?  For the life of me I cannot imagine what health code violations there could be at the Bed & Brothel.

Answer 7

Honorable?  You may need to get yourself a dictionary.

Anyway, those midgets have been in high demand for many years now.  I know personally that several of them have become millionaires due to tips and Marla's wonderful 401k program.  That's not to mention the personal time the rent themselves out to bachelor parties and serving food at Sonic.

Answer 8

Listen, that was one Midget.  The situation has been taken care of and let's just say that Stumpy is in a happier place.

Answer 9

ok. against my better judgement ,i googled this. (btw.. you are #1 -or rather-this question is,anyway)

i shoulda known better.