I heard that the Pope lives in a vacuum?

Question

How does he breathe?

Answer 1

He does not live in the vacuum, it lives between his ears sucking in billions of quid from poor little people around the globe, then dumping his wad in the very deep vaults of the inner recesses of his big house.

Answer 2

You have nearly got it right.  In fact, he lives in a vacuum CLEANER.  He lies in wait, peddling nonsense, charging people for it and setting up the most lucrative business in the world.  Pretty clever, eh?  Oh, and he will give your room the once over for forty quid an hour.

Answer 3

He doesn't live in a vacuum he lives in a big house with lots other single men.  

Answer 4

Don't quit your day job, kid.

Answer 5

Like you and me.  The vacuum thing is the opinion of those who hate him so you should know better than to gobble up something totally unrealistic.

Answer 6

I heard that some people ask stupid questions on here - & would like to know how they get passed the censors.

Answer 7

If you would like more answers, consider asking around this site as well...

http://christianforums.com/forumdisplay....

Answer 8

5/10 - must try harder.

Answer 9

He lives in the Pope Cave!

Answer 10

If true, this is just more proof that God exists and miracles happen.

With love in Christ.

Answer 11

Or is that wishful thinking? ;)

Answer 12

I WISH I COULD LIVE IN A VACUUM!!!

i'd poke holes in the top :)

Answer 13

i think youre getting mixed up with the contents of the skulls of his followers

Answer 14

Don't worry. The Pope lives in splendour, and someone else does his vacuuming.

Answer 15

Your thinking about Pope Dyson 11 aren't you.

Answer 16

yawn