I honestly saw a martian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

It was so creepy! I was just dancing down the street home like usual with my friend at like 3:30 and looking at the stars so that i could see the dipper or whatever you call it, and BOOM there was a bright light and then this little pod landed in front of me!! Then this little thing came out and started jibbering at us! We were frozen and then they took my sandal and went back into their pod!!! Then there was another flash and I don't remember the rest.

Then the next morning i woke up and called my friend and she TOTALLY denied it! Why would she do that?! And then I was gonna show everyone where they landed but the road was fixed! How did they do that?! Now everyone thinks I'm like crazy or something! You do believe me, don't you?

I have proof! One of my sandals is gone!!!

Answer 1

I believe you. I think your friend denied it because she does`nt want people to think she is crazy, like people think you are. But I believe you.

Answer 2

Was alcohol involved?

Answer 3

same here no joke I'm not here to pull Ur tail i have mine on my camera phone it was fu**ing sweet huh h**l yeah i belive u

Answer 4

WOW!!  You should go to the media with this story, if they don't believe you just tell them that your sandal is missing and that will change their minds, it changed my mind.  How can anyone argue with that kind of proof?  The last time I did laundry one of my socks was missing so i must have been abducted by those same aliens with the foot fetish.

Answer 5

How do you know it didn't come from Venus?

Answer 6

Yes!! You've found out their secret!! Highly advanced races of aliens are traveling millions of light years to our planet Earth for one reason. To take our flip flops!!!  

Answer 7

Okay, you need to calm down. Its 3:30, you're tired. You're friend denies it.

The only reasonable explanation is that you dreamed it, and before you went to bed, you misplaced a sandal because you were so tired.

And to answer your question, no I do not believe you. Sorry, but the reasonable explanation makes a LOT more sense.

Answer 8

You were STONED out of your Gourd.

Answer 9

They weren't from Mars they were from Uranus  

Answer 10

o.0 there's a black or brown flip flop down the road.... ??