I just bought a monkey and my little sister gave it a stupid looking ponytail what do i do?

Question

my monkeys a boy

Answer 1

When she goes to sleep draw a mustach and a beard with permanent ink then take a picture, tell if she mess with your monkey you'll show her picture to everyone. That will teach her

Answer 2

Give it another to balance it out.

Answer 3

turn into a monkey girl !

Answer 4

chop it off..hhehe..that shud teach your sister to give a male monkey a pony tail..ooh and put the hair under her pillow..that should teach her a lesson she'll never forget

Answer 5

Are you sure it is a ponytail and not one of those monkey tails?

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Answer 6

Why do you have a monkey in the first place?

Answer 7

Cut off the ponytail and shave your lil sis's head.