I just came up with a great comeback for the "size matters" debate. What great comebacks have you invented?

Question

OK I was thinking about the old size thing and feeling sorry for men because they get such an ego smashing about something they have no control over, when it suddenly hit me --- who the heck was it that decided it's the man who's too small as opposed to a woman who's too big in the first place? We come in sizes too you know. So the next time some b***** says something hurtful just tell her "my size would be just fine if you didn't have a cavern for a %&$#@. (I just regret I won't be there to see her face.)

I usually have great inspirations for comebacks when it's too late to use them, so practicing ahead helps. Now it's your turn. What great comebacks have you thought up?

Answer 1

If only size matters, Big Foot wouldn't be wandering alone in the woods.

Answer 2

A few years ago, actually quite few years ago, I was in a bar in Long Island with my boss and another guy.  This, "other guy" was trying really hard to pick up this woman sitting next to him at the bar.  It was obvious he was not getting anywhere.  In desperation he started making allusions to how big he was.  She just looked at him and said, "I'd rather be tickled than choked."