I just got my HIV test results back today, and it was negative..how should i celebrate?

Question

yep, doc said i passed...just barely though. i guess uncle buck was right, those comdon thingies really do work! so why get tested at all? let's face it kiddos...the kind of women that The Revenge gets down with are usually NOT the kind ya bring home to mom...d**n strippers anyways...

so....what should i do to celebrate? i think it's the first time in my life that i passed a test, so i want it to be somewhere special.

Answer 1

Ew.

Answer 2

Take a LOONNNGG shower!

Answer 3

Try a g*y bar.  

Answer 4

have more s*x lmao

Answer 5

lol you're silly.

Go to a really fancy strip club!

Answer 6

say thank god i must be lucky and will be safer

Answer 7

get drunk  

Answer 8

Simple...but a big box of condoms, put them in the night stand, carry one with you at all times, and ALWAYS use one! :D