I just killed a flea I SAW ON THE GROUND? i feel guilty. can i go to jail or turn myself in?

Question

IT WAS JUST A POOR INNOCENT BABY?

Answer 1

Uh, no offense, but. . . . . .YOUR A DRUNKEN SEA HAG! Of course your going to jail you drunk. The flea is the most valued member of the insect family of america. Change your name to Dodecohedron, move to Zambia, join their Swiss army, climb the Swiss Alps, take a hike on the appalachian mountains, become a caveman, become a barbarian, join the peacecore find your long lost cousin, marry them, and live happily ever after. Also, dont let the police hunt you down, like the gorilla you are.

Answer 2

you obviously have a very compassionate heart.

the answer to your question is no.

if you really fell that bad, then go to your minister or priest, and ask about penitence.

that is all i can suggest.

Answer 3

NO, but do you really have nothing else to do with your time???

Answer 4

Yes go to jail...run fast!!!  This is horrible, oh, you're such a horrible person, how could you EVER live with yourself.  Quick, run to the nearest jail!!!

Answer 5

its a flea it would grow up mate then make millions of baby fleas with would bite you and drive you mad dont feel guilty

Answer 6

Ummm... I'm not trying to be mean or anything but NO!

But look at it this way. If you didn't kill the flea then more and more would come and then you would have a flea situation going  on.  Also if you didn't kill the flea you would have got bit and then sores come up.

So it was a good thing that you killed the flea.

DON'T FEEL SO BAD! :)

Answer 7

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