I just opened my kitchen cupboard door and a little...?

Question

elf was sitting in there staring back at me. It startled me so much I slammed the door shut. Now I don't know what to do?

Answer 1

Hmm.. I think it's like trapping a spider under a cup until my fiance gets home to deal with it.   I think you should keep him in the cupboard until someone more qualified can deal with the situation ;)

Answer 2

It's just Ernie, guarding your Keebler cookies.

Answer 3

Freeze him until Christmas time and the thaw him out and send him back to the north pole.

Answer 4

ask him if he has a pot of gold, don't take no for an answer

Answer 5

is he a keebler elf??  cause then make him make you some yummy cookies and nice and fresh!!