I keep an elephant .it goes every with me.it loves my truck.can anyone guess my miles per gallon.?

Question

I keep an elephant .it goes every with me.it loves my truck.can anyone guess my miles per gallon.?

Answer 1

Is Jackie Gleason chasing you?  Is the Snowman driving the truck?  Are you in a convoy?  Is Dom DeLuise adding extra weight in the back?

Don't pick up any brides on the side of the road, or stop and let the elephant out (she will have a baby).  This will only decrease your mpg.

Answer 2

depends on weather or not you have the elephant pull the truck or not

Answer 3

I don't know but I'll bet it costs you peanuts.

Answer 4

I bet your mpg is higher than your IQ.

Answer 5

3 miles??