I keep farting in class?

Question

Silent but deadly. no one knows it is me in class. i keep farting and its silent but everyone in the class looks like their dieing. should i hold it in? should i keep ripping it?

I hate to see my classmates in pain......

Answer 1

If that's the problem...Then you should try taking antacid tablets or something...

Answer 2

Meet your fellow students at the door, give each a Bic lighter with instructions if you smell it lite flick your Bic...first one to light up in blue flames looses!

Answer 3

i think you should hold it in because your f**t will eventually disappear and by farting you are releasing poisonous gases such as sulfur and nitrogen into the environment which is bad :(

Answer 4

Use a cork!

Answer 5

TRy taking Amplex tablets. They will deoderise your gut so the wind wont be so foul.

Answer 6

keep doing it

Answer 7

if no one knows it's you then f**t to your heart's content. at least it won't be bothering you in your stomach. you should bring in an air freshener to class and spray it if you don't want them to smell the farts.

Answer 8

Let em go my friend. Id love to see their faces.

Answer 9

I just hope it isn't chemistry class.  With all of those bunson burners, the classroom might explode.

Answer 10

It could be what you had for breakfast, I used to have protein shakes and cereal for breakfast and I crapped ghosts every five minutes!

Farting does not add to global warming.  People are retarded.

Answer 11

You should make sure that your bowels are moving regularly. f***s gas off to give farts. When one has one f**t, typically you should be having a bowl movement, not sitting about waiting for the next f**t.

But no, you should not be holding it in. Get out of the confined area and let it go. Do recall though that it will cling to your clothing. There is no real solution other than defecating.

Some food does produce large volumes of farts. but a lot of them are nutritionally important. I would not recommend taking them out of the diet

Instead, make it a point to include in the diet foods that will ensure you are totally regular or better.

Do not tamper with the acid-balance of the gut... no time to use antacids. But products like Beano, which cause better use of certain sugars in foods are appropriate.

Nobody is harmed by moderate levels of flatulence. but don't use that as an excuse to ignore the problem.

Answer 12

wow, honestly keep it up if you don't like em or do it during a test.

Answer 13

stuff dryer sheets down ur pants..rip *** and smell the bounce...it works man..seriously

Answer 14

Shame on you. You are contributing to global warming. Put a plug in it, pal!

Answer 15

hahahahaha