I'm NOT a s**t or prevert, but for days, I've been havin sexual dreams. For instance:
1.) I was a buff MALE (not a female anymore) doing some blonde woman. And I kept asking was she okay or not because I was didn't know her. (I'm not g*y, btw)
2.) I was doing some guy in a HallMark card-looking place. It was weird b'cuz NO ONE looked at us. & when we finished I attacked him because he wanted to follow me around.
3.) I was doing some guy in the middle of the high way & it was raining blood.
4.) I was doing some animated blonde dude in my old apartment.
5.) I was doing Jafar (from Aladdin) on a toilet.
And so forth...
Look , I never even had s*x w/ no 1 and I am not looking to. And I go to church and believe in Christ. But I keep having the dreams. I don't think of anything remotely close to that before I go to sleep, though. If anything, I watch AMVs and old episodes of animes right before I go to sleep.
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