I keep hearing about Athletes having "Roids" How does having Hemorrhoids help you performance?

Question

I keep hearing about Athletes having "Roids" How does having Hemorrhoids help you performance?

Answer 1

Doesn't help with squat thrusts I can tell you that much!

Ummm seriously?

They're speaking of Steroids.

"Roids" is a slang term for it.

Answer 2

All 'steroid' posters are incorrect.

Hemorrhoids are painful and itchy. If you've ever had them, you want to get to the bathroom IMMEDIATELY to take care of them. Hence, whatever you are doing you want done as quickly as possible. They give you a massive boost of pain-filled adrenaline, especially when clenching your butt, to get in and out of the competition FAST.

Remember seeing those cartoons when the character's butt is on fire, how fast they move past others? That's what hemorrhoids do for athletes.

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Answer 3

it means sterroids... for performance enhancement and muscle growth

Answer 4

Steroids not Hemorrhoids

Answer 5

Hemorrhoids? You mean the type that causes constipation and/or blood in their stools that type of hemorrhoids?

Answer 6

Lol Funny... I heard that it was asteroids they were using to help them? or was it steroids?

Answer 7

it helps them get off their a$s and perform.

Answer 8

steroids. lol!

Answer 9

There have been studies on this matter.  Research has shown that that fastest runners, including Usain Bolt, all have roids.  Before the race,  the runners will scratch the roids until they are burning, itching, painful, and bleeding.  The roids then cause them so much discomfort, they have to sprint as fast as they can to the finish line to apply their medicating cream.  The application of the cream is not shown on tv, however, because of nework standards.  Hope that helps!

Answer 10

they are not hemorrhoids honey....there steroids!!!!!!!!! haha

Answer 11

ROFL.. are you serious...

steROIDS

not

hemorRHOIDS.

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Answer 12

They give u a boost of energy so when u work out it will be more effective but it shrinks ur testicles!

Answer 13

Hahaha...another question that made my day. Can't wait to see all of the answers from people who take this too seriously. Thanks!

Answer 14

Lol your question made me laugh. No what they are actually referring to is an athlete taking STEROIDS, which can be a performance enhancing drug. In all high level competitions this is a banned substance and results in disqualification. I see how it can easily be confused.

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