I keep seeing talking tomatoes?

Question

They won't leave me alone!

They keep giving me news updates.

Mostly Yankees and political garbage.

Like i don't care what you have to say you stupid tomatoes!

GOSHH why won't they just leave me alone!

LET ME SLEEP!

Answer 1

"if you like to talk to tomatoes. if a squash can make you smile, if you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce isle..."

you're nuts :)

Answer 2

Oh c**p! It's to late! It won't be long, they will be at your front and back door to move in with you, Maybe after time you could keep giving them some sad news till they become mushy and you can tangle them up in spaghetti and eat them.

Answer 3

Make them into tomato sauce. That should shut them up.

Answer 4

Don't try and run, they will always Ketchup.  

Answer 5

Are you like hallucinating? Go and see a doctor! Lie down on the floor so as not to hurt yourself and wait till morning! If it's getting worse call 911!

Answer 6

My sincere suggestion is rehab.  Don't try to quit all alone.