I know how to stop global warming!!!!?

Question

It's all the cows releasing gastric emissions into the atmosphere. if we kill all the cows or plug their bums up with cork, the problem will basically correct itself right? tell al gore to put that in his environmentally friendly pipe and smoke it

Answer 1

you get the propane... i'll grab a a steak knife or two, and a grill, and this BBQ is fixing to kick off. h**l, we can gun them down in mass quantities and turn it into a real mans sport (sarcasm).

Child's party games:

Pin the Tail on the Donkey, becomes Cork the as.s of the cow.

We can use swords, instead of a baseball bat, and instead of a Pinata we can use a baby cow. I love veal!!!!!!

Answer 2

No You Dont, Unless you can reverse the magnetic fields that originate deep inside the earth, then no.

Sorry to dissapoint you but the methane that cows/termites produce actually is part of the life cycle- plants take it in and we need a small amount of methane in the air to survive,not to mention the fact that the cows provide us with a substantial food supply.

Overall it is the shifting of earths magnetic poles that is causing this, it has nothing to do with emmisions and such- WHAT ABOUT VOLCANOES? has no one thought of those? they release about 200,000 cars worth of poison gas ino the atmosphere every single time they errupt, and they erupt for weeks on end, so stop wth the paranoid emmision stuff- still conserve though because then it will last longer, but i the end we will just have to adapt to our new situations- the cold places are warming and the warm ones are cooling, so what?

Live your life and don't be sucked in by all the medias portrayals of it, conserving is good but obsession is bad.

Answer 3

If every one was vegetarian there would be no global warming.

Answer 4

Fine. Then if you believe that, you have a moral obligation to abstain from hamburgers, and other meat and dairy products that comes from cattle.

And we need to kill off all the termites, too.