I know it is a little early, I need some idea's for gag gift for Christmas.?

Question

Every year my family gets together with some friends from out of town. We play a gift game, you bring 2 gifts, one good gift and one gag gift. I need some idea's for my gag gift. No perverted stuff, there are small children at this party.

Answer 1

coal in the stocking

Merry Early Christmans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdymxP5Kq...

Answer 2

http://www.spencersonline.com/

Answer 3

for a gag gift.. maybe old stuff? or peobably things like lame stuff for e.g....chewing gum!

Answer 4

We do this too. Last year there was a 5.00 limit on the gag gift so I bought a 10.00 box of See's candy and ate 1/2 then wraped the rest! Everyone thought it was hysterical.

Someone else gave a Starbucks card with no $ on it.

There was also a goldfish in a mason jar wrapped right before the gift exchange. Be sure no one throws that one!!

A giant bag on super cheap dog food, I mean giant and really cheap!

a broken coffee mug and a brand new Elmers glue.

Oh! I almost forgot! One year when it was a 10.00 limit, I gave a TON of #2 pencils!! They were 100 for 1.00 so they got 1000 #2 pencils. The best part was the girl who opened my gift was 7 years old AND SHE WAS THRILLED! It was so cute. What most people would hate, she LOVED!

Have fun, Merry EARLY Christmas!

Answer 5

Wait until the 23rd of December and go to Rite-Aid, Big Lots, Wal*Mart or any other low-end retailer. You can usually find the red-hot novelty gift of the year before knocked down from $29.95 to 4.95. A couple of years ago it was the "Billy Bass", the rubber fish on a trophy plaque that sang and wiggled his tail. "Cha Cha Santa" would be another example.

Or, go to a used book store and browse the comedy aisle. Jeff Foxworthy has a book out; so do many other comedians. Three years ago I got a large paperback (quality paperback, to be sure, but paperback) collection of "New Yorker" cartoons, second-hand. I wrapped it up and put a big "ADULTS ONLY" sticker on the front. (Their humor is rather dry; a 6-year old wouldn't get it, so the sticker was accurate, but misleading.)

Your grocery store will sell you a 1-pound block of lard for a couple of dollars; if not yours, then an ethnic one. True re-fried beans are re-fried in lard, so a grocery that had a large section of Mexican items would stock it.