I know its embarassing but. . .?

Question

if i had to go to the bathroom like #2 on a date. . .what do i do

Answer 1

If you have to go, you have to go. If she's appalled by your going to the bog I don't think your relation will last very long anyway.

But I agree with the guy above, make sure the throne is clean before you leave the bathroom, WASH YOUR HANDS and don't make dumb jokes about the eventual smell.

Answer 2

hopefully you are not at the dates house if so hopefully you have matches and can strike one before getting out.  If you are at a restaurant and you want to have s*x later just go to handicap bathroom and clean up with water after, oh and if people around keep flushing, reduces stink

Answer 3

you go, you put a load of paper down so it doesn't splash. you check when you have flushed the toilet that there are no marks left and you spray the toilet to irradiate the smell.

your date has to poo too, don't forget.

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Answer 4

excuse your self and go and c**p...

then tell her that you had to make an important phone call

duhhh

Answer 5

you go.  this question sounds like it ought to be on some dumb teenage movie.  

Answer 6

you got to do what you gotta do

Answer 7

deploy the "splash-guard", and make use of the "courtesy-flush"