I know this will sound weird, but how do YOU pee?

Question

I never thought I'd ask this, but going to the bathroom today, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that someone at a urinal was wearing shorts and one leg was pulled all the way up. Like maybe he stuck his p***s through the leg hole and was peeing. I usually wouldn't notice this, but it looked so weird. So I thought I would ask some anonymous people this question. All I do is unzip/unbutton, lower my briefs enough and pee... I thought everyone did that... guess I was wrong....

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION EVER!!

Answer 2

I use the fly.

Answer 3

Haha.  I pee the normal way I guess.  Just unbutton, unzip, whip it out, and let go.  Theres nothing to it

Answer 4

If you wear enough different kinds of clothes you'll find it's convenient to pee different ways at different times.  Sometimes when I had on athletic shorts and nothing else, I'd just pull up one leg and go sideways.  When I wore briefs or Y-fronts, I'd pull down the top and go hanging over the waistband.  You can't get you p***s through that crazy contraption in the Y-fronts they call a "fly".  Now wearing boxers, I usually use the fly in the boxers, and for the pants it use the fly.  If the geometry is weird, I may undo the top of the pants to get the fly opening down to the proper level.  In the morning I often sit down to avoid accidents in case the p**s fairy visited during the night and fitted me with the double-streamer attachment.

Answer 5

Find fire hydrant, raise leg, let er rip, sniff it too see if it took, walk away like nothin happened.

Answer 6

I just unzip and pull it out through the fly.  

Answer 7

Unzip, pull it out and pee. I have only seen someone pee like you described once. If I am wearing shorts without a fly, I just pull the shorts down enough  to get my dong and my nuts out and I let it fly.

Answer 8

its kinda simple, ive been doing it for 14 years, i just pull out my c**k and hey presto it comes out, honestly theres nothing to it

Answer 9

looking at other guys penises in public toilets can get you into loads of trouble, just remember George Michael

Answer 10

I pee the 'normal' way--just unbutton and unzip pants, pull briefs down, let my c**k out, and wah lah: relief!

Answer 11

well various ways - I live alone so I'm already naked.  If the briefs are titey whiteys then I have to pull all the way down.  If I've had a vacuum pumping session then I have to sit down because it sprays all over the floor.

Answer 12

When i use the urinal i actually pull my boxers and pants all the way down to the floor so everyone sees my a$$:)

Answer 13

At home, I drop my drawers and sit.  If I'm using a urinal, it depends on what I'm wearing besides boxers.  Gym shorts - lift the right leg of the boxers and the gym shorts and pee (just like the OP described).  Track pants or sweatpants - pull the waistband of both the boxers and the pants down, and go.  Dress slacks or jeans - unzip the pants, pull willy out through the fly of the boxers, and unload.    

Answer 14

Stand up during the day, un do zip, flop out the old chap and pee.

At night when it's dark and I'm half asleep I sit down like a girl!

Answer 15

Normally i pull the top down a little and pull the watering can up and over.

Sometimes have done it as u have described.

Really it depends on what u r wearing and the habit you got into from an early age.

Answer 16

I use the easy way. I just open my pants and let the water fallllll lol.

Opening the fly is a bit of a hassle

Answer 17

stand up sratight, open the fly, pull down the boxers, and let it rip

Answer 18

I pull it all down!

Answer 19

pull down or use the fly

Answer 20

the guys in my life,husband,son just pull their briefs down enough and pee. my ex husband always sat down like a girl which was just strange,but then he is a lazy ***.

Answer 21

This mite sound wierd but im a boy and i pee sitting down.