I know u killed my pie!!!?

Question

wat did u know with my apple pie!! i know it was u!!! and dont use some lame excuse like u ate it or something.... cause i will hire a lawer

Answer 1

DONT YOU HAVE A HEART?!?!?!?! i gave it to the elderly! think of other people for once

Answer 2

Yes, I did kill your pie!

I had a very good reason though!

Your pie was trying to seduct me with it's

sweet smell and luscious looks!

Your apple pie was trying to captivate me!

What is a woman to do? Trying to maintain

my s**y figure, I vigorously stepped all over your pie

until it was all mushy and DEAD!

And I sincerely apologize!

"R.I.P Apple Pie"

Answer 3

Your Honor,It smelt so good and the sign read Let Cool Before Eating...BURP! Excuse me! So I did...Blessings Yahoo

Answer 4

It wasn't me. I wasn't even there. I'm innocent....

Answer 5

Your stupid pie was a no-good punk that seemed to be all "sugar and spice and everything nice" but actually was down at the pawn shop all the time selling everyone's stuff it stole when people were at work and school. So I set up a trap, involving a peeler-grinder attachment on my ice cream maker sitting inside my bedroom window, and when it broke in and climbed thru the glass it got turned to two gallons of apple McFlurry! I am sitting here now enjoying its tasty scrumptiousness, getting a brain freeze, and looking forward to enjoying having my belongings stay where they are instead of seeing them in the windows of the pawn shop. You think I'm sorry? No way! That's what you get for having such a punk fruit pie!

Answer 6

who?

what?

when?

Why?

What is your question? is the pie is food? or is it ur boyfriend?

what?  

daaaa.....

Answer 7

im so sorry! ill bake you another please dont hurt me!!

Answer 8

what a dufus!! are you puffing the magic dragon??(puff, puff)

Answer 9

Your pie was YUMMY

May i have another?