I lied to my wife and told he the silky undies she found were mine, so she bought me more and has me wearing?

Question

them. I feel and look ridiculous in these stupid panties and have to listen to her teasing.

What should I say or do ?

Answer 1

So don't you think your wife KNOWS you cheated & this is her revenge... her way of teaching you a lesson? Be glad that's all she did... and learn your lesson. I like your wife's plan... that lady has class!

And don't you think the lovely lady you cheated with left her panties on purpose so she could see you again? She didn't count on your having such an observant, crafty wife! Bet you'll be much stronger now, won't you??

Answer 2

if you cheated on her i hope she buys you lacy see through womens thongs. b4$+4rd.

Answer 3

It sounds like the idiot woman loves you, and trusts you completely to believe what you tell her.

You must feel both, utterly relieved, and awfully worried that she might think you're a q***r or that you're having another lady on the side and purposely making you feel miserable.

If you want to continue cheating - keep on wearing the panties.

Otherwise, fess up and risk getting kicked out of the house and the marriage.

Answer 4

tell the truth before it becomes worse

Answer 5

hope you like the panties, dude cause I have a feeling that even if you tell her the truth you will keep wearing them.  good luck at the gym.  oh, and what a a***e for cheating on your wife.  sorry, I don't like cheaters.

oh, the girl probably left her undies behind so you would get caught.

Answer 6

Oh dear, I think she has caught you in your lie!  I'm betting she is not so stupid and she knows you were lying to her and this is your punishment.  Now you will either have to wear them or fess up!!

Answer 7

take a pic and let us see...haha...just kidding..

unless you want to come clean with her about the panties i would get used to your new fashion in underwear...

Answer 8

Why would you lie to your wife in the first place?  What happened to being honest?  Just start wearing you own underwear and say nothing unless you cheated on her.  Then you have to tell her the truth!

Answer 9

Whats even worse is that she asked us on Answers what she could do about her cheating husband and buying you more underware was the most popular answer.  hahahaha  

Answer 10

LOL! I know it's not funny, but why not just tell her the truth? It would save you the little dignity that you have left.

Answer 11

I am sorry but this is too funny and I know you don't want to hear that either. Okay, for one thing, you lied to your wife. So, who do the silky undies belong to? I know there are men's silky undies for men to wear, not sure if that's what you mean.  Kind of confusing how you stated this question. The question is why did you lie to your wife? And why even wear them if you don't like them?

Just tell her the truth because by lying to her will get you in more trouble. Be a man, tell her the truth!!

Answer 12

Since you lied to your wife, then I guess you will just have to face the consequences!

Answer 13

She did that on purpose, deal with your actions

Answer 14

LOL deal with it. You dug your grave now lay in it HAHAHAH Thanks for the laugh

Answer 15

Listen up pal. Your wife knew you were lying to her. This is her way of making you pay for it. Question is are you going to do something stupid like that again. Better not or soon you'll have a netter lingerie collection then your wife does.

Answer 16

I have know idea what you should do. All I know is that is f***** hilarious. Thank you.