I like her, so how do I make her mine?

Question

I was browsing around the school’s library when I saw her. My heart started to beat fast.

I had to hold onto the book shelf to keep me from falling. I watched her sitting there quietly scribbling in her notepad. She fixed her glasses and wiped a strand of hair over her ear; then she looked up. I inhaled quickly and froze. She gave me a slight smile then went back to writing. I’ve been watching her for days now, and today is when she finally noticed “me”. She didn’t notice me sitting behind her on the bus. She didn’t notice me walking behind her, and picking a piece of fluff off of her shoulder in the hallway. So today, her smile is confirmation that she is utterly in Love with me. I am completely in love with her. What shall I do next? I am thinking about putting the fluff I found in a glass box or something and giving it to her as a gift; this will remind her of how much I care about her public appearance, or maybe I should gather her fluff all year long to fill a teddy bear...

Answer 1

Oh man, SHE LOOKED AT YOU?! OH GOD! She is completely and utterly head over HEELS for you dude! Just go all the way. Obviously, she wants you to or she wouldn't look at you at all.

Right?

Answer 2

I'm very afraid..............

Answer 3

I bet you didnt notice me behind you on the bus did you?

I bet you didnt see me following you either did you?

i even picked a strand of your hair from your shoulder and i have put it in a shrine to worship you....

i know one day you will be mine...

i just have to wait...

but until then...

i will love you from afar.

( thats how crazy you sound)

Answer 4

Put the lint from your belly button in a glass box, guaranteed to make her want you.

Answer 5

stalker much?

take her to mcdonalds. that'll win her over.