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I like michael jackson but thought these jokes were funny!

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Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A: Get out of my sun!

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?

A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

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  1. haha

    third one was the best


  2. What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.

    What's the difference between Casper and Michael Jackson?

    One is pale and scares little kids, and the other is a cartoon ghost.


  3. lolololol that last one is especially wrong...

  4. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an Asda bag?

    A: One's plastic and dangerous to children and the other one you take your shopping home in!

    (The old ones are always the best!)

  5. LOL... very good!!

    Last one was the worst!

    First one was funny though!

    second one was ok!

    Thanks.. for making me laugh!!

  6. What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?

    Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13.

  7. Well Butter My Rump And Call Me Toast ... They Are Hilarious!!!

    well done!


  8. I have to say they are very funny but i have a joke for you

    Q. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a play station

    A. They are both plastic and they like children to play with them

    ;)

  9. i didn't get the first one.

    but the 3rd one was funny .

  10. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Cheers.!!!

  11. haha great jokes! Remember when he WASN"T creepy?? haha

  12. like those jokes even if they are a bit sick in the head, mind you, so was he

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